i don't watch game of thrones

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Who gets a leach put on their Penis, and why?

Anonymous

ok wait i do not care WHAT disease i had if someone was like “yo put this leech on ur dick” i’d be like N O

How does Jaime prevent Brienne from being raped? What happens to him right after?

Anonymous

dude. nah. brienne could stop herself from being raped. team brienne 2014

Why was the Wall built?

Anonymous

keep out the zombies

Who is Oberyn Martell?

hot hot hot as a tater tot and he’s gonna fuck some people up (DOUBLE MEANING HA)

What is the difference between Brandon the Builder, Brandon Stark, and Bran Stark??? Hint: Only one is maybe a tree.

Anonymous

  1. brandon the builder is a program put on for small children
  2. i can’t believe brandon stark is actually a real person separate from bran stark
  3. tree

I’M PEEING

(Source: applesnpairs)

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW SOME MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE AND I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

are there any special wedding traditions in Game of Thrones?

well yeah apparently every one is color-coded and it’s not a real wedding until someone dies

Is Joffrey just really misunderstood?

absolutely not

wow i literally went through all your 45 pages and laughed my ass off and now it's 4 a.m. in my country and i really need to go to sleep

i love you. i’m gonna buy you some coffee. sorry bout your sleep schedule though WHOOPS

Why doesnt Dany just fly her dragons to westeros?

Anonymous

because dragon babies are going through their angsty preteen stage

Apr 6

…and now, a short break. posts will resume friday!

Apr 6

HEARD YOU ALL WANTED SOME REDONE SIGILS

thanks for 1000+ followers! happy season four!

Apr 5

How many dongs do you think will be in the new season?

Anonymous

let’s just say this: i hope kit harrington gets his way