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who got married at the red wedding?

Anonymous

ok well i thought it was tyrion and sansa but like 1000 people have asked me this so i’m a little concerned that i am not right but if it’s not them i have literally no idea

Is Nymeria going to be a princess?

Anonymous

yes. draw me fanart of arya and nymeria sitting together on the throne with flower crowns on i need all of that right now immediately

Bran and Rickon aren't dead, but most people in Westeros think they are. Why?

Anonymous

because they’re off being trees in the forest like idk anymore bran and rickon are just one big ?????? in my head with a tree and a bird thrown in there and maybe hodor literally who knows

Tell us some things a about the Boltons?

boltons got some mad fashion sense but they’re all 100% crazy and i think they eat people

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wizardfrog replied to your post “Why is Grey Worm proud of his name?”

it’s his penis

not gonna lie, that’s a really unappealing name for a penis

Why is Grey Worm proud of his name?

honestly, i couldn’t tell you. grey worm? like. normally when people are proud of their names it’s because they’ve got some really cool name like… anything besides grey worm.

hurr hurr hurr

hurr hurr hurr

Who gets a leach put on their Penis, and why?

Anonymous

ok wait i do not care WHAT disease i had if someone was like “yo put this leech on ur dick” i’d be like N O

How does Jaime prevent Brienne from being raped? What happens to him right after?

Anonymous

dude. nah. brienne could stop herself from being raped. team brienne 2014

Why was the Wall built?

Anonymous

keep out the zombies

Who is Oberyn Martell?

hot hot hot as a tater tot and he’s gonna fuck some people up (DOUBLE MEANING HA)

What is the difference between Brandon the Builder, Brandon Stark, and Bran Stark??? Hint: Only one is maybe a tree.

Anonymous

  1. brandon the builder is a program put on for small children
  2. i can’t believe brandon stark is actually a real person separate from bran stark
  3. tree

I’M PEEING

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HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW SOME MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE AND I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW